|I wanted a holiday filled with wonder, awe and excitement, I couldn't find one, so I went to Benidorm instead.|
When travelling to foreign climes where mosquitos are rife, it is advisable to check under the rim of the toilet for mosquitos (a favourite lurking place of theirs). In one sitting alone I was bitten 3 times on my arse, with one bite just half an inch away from my nipsy, can you imagine that? The relief I got from sitting in a wicker chair, in a street café, gyrating my hips in a circular motion was that of pure ecstasy. I really went for it in the Ale-Hop shop and got stuck in with my hand for a good old scrat. When in Benidorm.
Some famous faces for you to marvel over.
|Emily Bishop enjoying a fag and a pot of tea at the Belroy, the former Café de Paris.|
|Judi Dench showing off her tats and admiring a fine array of tat on display, she was a difficult one to photograph, too flighty.|
Susan Boyle, enjoying a sedate plod around the old town.
A proper Spanish Costas song.
The Klaxons were a Belgian accordion based band who had a minor UK hit in 1983 with "The Clap Clap Sound", which reached number 45 in the charts.