Tuesday 3 April 2018

Only at M&S

Are you gonna bingo?
Here's a picture of my mother doing what she enjoys the most, taking stuff back to M&S for a refund/exchange. 

I got caught in a sudden downpour today, dripping I was... dripping! "Aargh" exclaimed I as I misjudged the depth of a puddle and plunged in ankle deep, feet sodden. Oh, to be in Benidorm right now.

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  1. If only our April downpours were as pretty. Would you like to borrow my wellies?
    Sx

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  2. Thank you for your kind offer but I've already have a pair of wellies in green for garden use only and somewhere lurking in the back of the drawers are a pair of welly socks or they could be bed socks, I've never worn them.

    "Sunshine on a rainy day makes my soul makes my soul trip trip trip away."

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  3. It sounds like your mother is doing wonders for the economy and environment with her "recycling".

    * passes a sheet of Bounty (is it still called Bounty?) *

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    1. I've just asked the skivvy she said it used to be called Bounty but now it's called Plenty Juan sheet. I'm using Regina thirst pockets. Regina! *sniggers*

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  4. I have no idea about bingo, and am surely in no position to wisecrack in any way about yer mother's leperdprint, but Bambi darling - are Spanish puddles really better than British puddles ? I mean, soaked feet are soaked feet, whether Carmen sucks / blows them dry or Juan is only a technicality, isn't it ?

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    1. The day she starts wearing twin-set and pearls and a pudding bowl hair-cut will be the day she goes into a home.

      Juan Sheet (so called because it so absorbent you only need to use one sheet) is a character from a television
      advert for Plenty Küchenpapier he's a matador from Spain.

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